Where's the babemobile now? Source.
So there.
It is now one year since Julie Andersen and Co got their hands on Sea Shepherd's pointy babemobile and embarked on
a junket across the South Pacific - and it is now high time for one last look at that shit.
But first.
Remember the bombastic announcement?
It still makes me puke whenever I watch it.
Like
I said from the outset, the whole BS about
kicking ass, stopping at nothing, putting one's life on the line and
being willing to DIE had nothing to do with conservation but was instead Andersen's attempt at starring on some sharky
Whale Wars clone on Animal Planet. But worry not, I'm not about to bore you with yer another repetitive rant. Should you really have missed the whole kerfuffle when it happened, you can check out what I've posted
here when I awarded it the
Shark Conservation Con of the Year.
Instead, I want to talk about
this.
Sounds great doesn't it - were it not for the fact that like the whole campaign, it's just simply a big heap of BS! To wit,
protected one of the world’s largest marine reserves, stopped illegal fishing =
boarded legal purse seiners in the
PIPA! Talk about a double con: the specific activity but also the
fake protected area!
Anyway.
Even if one overlooks the details, the general gist of that page is that Andersen's junket has been a great Shark conservation success and that it has paved the way for greater and better things to come, see the reference to several partnerships with local governments and NGO’s and the laying of the groundwork for the establishment of locally protected marine areas in 3 countries.
And the reality one year later?
- Is the babemobile under its vociferous captain honoring the given assurances and patrolling the waters of Tonga, Kiribati and Vanuatu that gave such warm welcomes?
- Are the SSCS and/or the Shark Angels working collaboratively with those several South Pacific governments and NGOs as announced - and if so, where, and what are the results?
- And what of those LMMAs - what is the progress there?
Or may Operation Requiem STILL be nothing but a scam?
I'm asking because I am hearing and reading NOTHING - and I betcha it's because NOTHING is happening! From what I can discern, Andersen has been terminated, see below;
Fisk,
meh; and the sly
Ms Basset is back to being her radical shepherdette self in Hawaii. Initiatives from those quarters, let alone successes in protecting the Sharks in the South Pacific: a big fat zero.
On the contrary: Tonga under its
Shepherd of the Sea has since opened its doors to
unlimited Shark fishing and
finning - and the PIPA has since been fittingly
outed as a scam!
Or not? Surprise me!
The
Pacific Voyagers?
Having employed some of the voyagers, my impression was that this was nothing but yet another junket on other people's money, namely some wealthy and IMO hopelessly romantic and credulous
German dude who
came up with and financed the whole exercise - and observing the local
leaders parade around in their big SUVs whilst preaching sustainability to others has certainly done nothing to dispel my reservations.
I believe that this pseudo-cultural retro movement does nothing in addressing the aspirations of the young generation of Pacific Islanders that are desperately looking for a vision of the future, foremost of which decent jobs and decent lives. For that, like anybody else, they will need to have a good education and then be willing to work hard - and I'm concerned to see zero reference to that in the Voyagers' messaging. But as always the proof is in the pudding, and it remains to be seen whether now that the voyage and with it, the indiscriminate funding have ended, there will be any lasting and tangible legacy.
But I'm obviously digressing - progress for Sharks, zero!
Sea Shepherd?
If my suspicion is accurate and NOTHING has happened in the past twelve months and that consequently, the
overarching campaign is nothing but hot air - why, exactly, is this stuff still on their website?
Whereas I will always remain opposed to the personality cult and its brand of radical activism, Sea Shepherd's largely overlooked Shark conservation activities
in the Galapagos have been nothing short of stellar. And I must also say that as of late, I've been rather impressed with
Gary Stokes' work at CITES and more recently, on the
airline and
shipping lines campaigns - the more since trusted friends think very highly of him. Plus, would
that be a vintage BAD t-shirt? :)
So why tarnish the Shark conservation effort with this shit - the more as the Pacific is already so well served by the literally countless NGOs and especially, Pew?
Or again: surprise me!
And the
breathy Director of Shark Campaigns?
According to
this posting on SSCS France, she has been terminated because when questioned about her association with Scubapro that stands accused of supporting marine Mammal captivity, she has by no means
put her life on the line, or whatever, but has instead chosen to continue taking Scubapro's money - and no I'm not at all surprised!
To be continued no doubt - alas!