It was only a matter of time.
Cleverly worded - but everybody understands what is being claimed.
Brought to you by the very school of conservationism that continues to suggest that abusing Sharks as underwater scooters is leading to their protection. But worry not - certainly this is nothing more than yet another unfortunate misunderstanding!
Actual facts here.Comments policy: meh, don't bother.
What needed saying has been said!