Monday, April 20, 2015

Corkscrew Killer Conspiracy - ad acta!

Remember this stupidity?
Well, the mystery has been solved.

Read this - evidence here.
In all likelihood, the injuries of those Seal pups were caused by cannibalistic adult Grey Seals = likely NOT by a man made object or machine - but by no Shark, either!

Source - click for detail!

And thus, Patric is now free to consecrate his treasured vintage fine, (signed) bottle of cheap and ordinary wine to some other worthy cause.

Like Coq au Vin.
Cuz I would't drink that plonk if my life depended on it!


Patric Douglas said...

Hmmm, one more theory to add to the "Burning Pit of Shredded Seal Theory Dispair?" or are you Sir throwing in the towel and collecting the bet?

Cuz' I send you this hallowed bottle and things change, I will expect a CASE in return - this is not over!

Patric Douglas said...

And secondly, what do U.K seal researchers know about wine?

2005 was a fine vintage when I purchased it from the winery, $6.99 wow, I have been robbed!

DaShark said...

Nah the bet was that somebody would have to prove that it WAS in fact a man made object or machine - so by all means, feel free to hang on to your fine (signed) vintage.