Thursday, April 02, 2009

Are You Man Enough?

That is the question!

A friend asked me to write a post about this abomination, so there.

Really, there's not much to say, is there.
Shark Monster Tournaments are for wankers - short, ugly, fat, beer-guzzling loudmouthed idiots who are not getting any. Oh, and did I mention the small dicks?

Real Men don't kill for wanton sport - especially when it's not even a challenge, as in Shark Fishing.
Wanna be Da Man? Try catching a big Marlin - and then release it!

So: are you Man enough?


Wilson said...

Holy crap that shark could eat any bilibili. Twice.

DaShark said...


Nice to get a comment from Fiji!

Are you a diver?
If so, come dive with us & we'll show you one just like it! Alive!

And if not: watch Simpson at Seven on April 21st - you'll be amazed!

the One called "Bitey"... said...

... and so, WHY exactly is it not legal to hunt humans?... talk about a tournament! - they can run on land! woo! The Hunt is on....

DaShark said...

Wellwell Terry...

Though, on second thought: You cud become a honorary Cannibal Islander, how about that... hunting Kaivalangi!

Tim said...

This kaivulagi is sa lako Ozi if that sport takes off! LOL