Remember this stupidity?
Well, the mystery has been solved.
In all likelihood, the injuries of those Seal pups were caused by cannibalistic adult Grey Seals = likely NOT by a man made object or machine - but by no Shark, either!
Source - click for detail!
And thus, Patric is now free to consecrate his treasured vintage fine, (signed) bottle of cheap and ordinary wine to some other worthy cause.
Like Coq au Vin.
Cuz I would't drink that plonk if my life depended on it!