Friday, August 08, 2014

Finned Sharks leaking Ammonia?

Most coastal sharks are landed, not finned - source.

And talking about crowdfunding scams.

So far, Collier has managed to rope in 25 suckers.
The thousand bucks will go a long way to fund his stellar Shark Conservation and Education Seminars where the enthralled public will be treated to such pearls of erudition as, and I cite when the discarded bodies of finned sharks are thrown overboard, they sink to the bottom where ammonia leaking from their ravaged bodies destroys coral communities.
And here. And here.

Wowza!
And since we're at it - let's also get rid of all those ammonia-excreting Fishes! Obviously, it is they that are the main perpetrators of the ammonia onslaught, not the small proportion of the caught coral-dwelling Sharks are that are actually being finned. Oh, and then there would be the ammonia pollution by the Corals themselves (!) - damn!

Detail detail!
But who cares about the pseudoscientific BS - as long as it's for the Sharks, right?

Anyway.
Save the Corals!

3 comments:

Dead leaky shark said...

I once sat next to Ralph Collier and watched as he leaked ammonia all over the place.

Just kidding. Maybe.

Archie Schwartz-Schwartz said...

You are all so synical.

If you had any grasp of kemistry you would understand.

Here is the kemistry, sukkers:->

(1)SHARK = AMMONIA FAKTORY

(2) DEAD SHARK => AMMONIA LEAK OF FAKTORIES {THINK LOTS OF CHERNOBELLES}

(3) AMMONIA LEAK => DESTRUCTION OF OXYGEN [AMMONIA PLUS SEAWATER GOES TO SULFURIK ACID PLUS SOOT -- DUH] ON CORAL REEFS

(4) SULFURIK ACID IS SUCKED INTO THE ATMOSPHERE BY TYFOONS AND HURRYKANES AND SOOT BLOCKS OUT SUNLIGHT

(5) RAIN RAINS SULFURIK ACID ONTO THE SEA AND KILLS ALL THE PLANCTON DEAD WHILE DARK ATMOSFEAR MEANS NO SUNBATHING AND NO FOTOZINTHESIS EITHER

(6) SEA DIES

(7) PLANTS DIES

(8) EVERYTHING DIES

(9) EVERYTHING IS DEAD

(10) DEAD





DaShark said...

Wow.

You should really compare notes with this guy!