Showing posts with label Yearly Recap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Yearly Recap. Show all posts

Thursday, January 08, 2015

2014 - The Good, the Bad and the Ugly!

No such category this year - but if there were, this would probably be my favorite pic! Source.

OK - let's do this thing.

This time, it's gonna be different.
I'm gonna spare myself the various verbose intros because they would be no different from what I've posted in the past - if yer interested, go and re-read them here!

So there.

For BAD it has been a simply phenomenal year.
This is the first year that we've not had to let go anybody but have instead further expanded our team by hiring our two fabulous trainees from Galoa, Elia and Wase; the first year that we were able to cover all our investments out of cash flow; and most importantly, the first year we've paid out more than 50k in bonuses to the staff. Yes as always, there goes the dividend - but this was never about the money anyway!
And for you fans out there: Silio got married and is becoming our first home-grown instructor; and Nani's little sister Ana is not so little anymore, equally married and mother to a healthy son!

But our biggest achievement was that after 10 year of incessant lobbying, we were finally rewarded for our patient stubbornness when Government declared the SRMR a National Marine Park in September - and having talked to many people, it really is the first NMP in Fiji and probably the first such public/private partnership anywhere!

The scientific work has continued unabated.
Juerg did publish his simply stellar paper about competitive exclusion.
Thanks to PADI Project AWARE, the GFSC  has continued for its third year despite of the rather baffling retraction of SOSF as a sponsor, meaning that we now have enough data for a first analysis that will be published shortly. And our cooperation with Projects Abroad has added two new long term research projects that will eventually result in more papers published but above all, in vital action on the ground. And I know of at least one paper being in peer review, plus two being written as we speak - so keep watching this space!

Talking of Projects Abroad, I must really say that it has been awesome.
This has really been a great cooperation. Yes, like in any marriage, we've had our disagreements - but they've been exceedingly rare, discussions have always been constructive, and we've always come away enriched from them, as did our projects.
On top of conducting their research and various community initiatives, the volunteers did plant thousands upon thousand of Mangroves and as a consequence, the MFF website is currently undergoing a major facelift to better reflect the project's massive expansion along with its changed strategic orientation. 
There too, expect news rather sooner rather than later, this along with the announcement of a substantial expansion and re-orientation of the river tagging work!
Thank you guy and gals - you rock! :)

And I must also thank Broadreach.
This was the seventh year that they've run their summer camps for High School and College with us, and thanks to the leadership of the irreducible Lindsay but also of multi-year leaders like Chris, we've become like family whereby this is undoubtedly the staff's favorite time of the year!

And  then, there was the global stuff!
We've launched Global Shark Diving to a simply overwhelming reception at DEMA, and as soon as everybody returns from the Holidays, the operator page will start populating with further amazing members, more ambassadors an also the bios of the researchers we work with along with their projects. One hundred percent initiated from within our Industry, this initiative aims at elevating Shark diving to a more long-term sustainable model, and it is great to see how the public approves of it and fantastic operators are buying into it. The customer cards are being printed as we speak, so expect to start getting them really soon, and yes they are totally free of charge - and then please show us that you like what we do!
And other really great global initiatives are in the making - and although they are not initiated by us and I'm thus not at liberty of divulging any details, I can nevertheless proudly reveal that BAD will play a role in each and every one of them!

And finally, the Sharks are doing great!
When it comes to our Fiji Bulls, we've witnessed the latest full cycle from mating to pregnancy to pupping, and the arrival of the newest batch of subadults - meaning that with the exception of the riverine YOYs and small juveniles, we're able to showcase every single life stage all the way to the old mamas like Granma and Bulge! With that in mind, 2015 is likely to yet again be a bumper year!
Same-same for the Whitetips that breed right there on the reef, and El Diego tells me that one big pregnant Blacktip has left and come back from its likely nursery on Beqa Island!
Tigers alas a big fat zero. There are just too many feisty Bull Sharks, plus they are likely been drawn away to the nascent Tiger Shark dive by BLR on the fringes of Beqa Lagoon where they usually hang out. One of their feeders has a reputation for being a loose cannon, and the dive looks messy (BTW, that's Adi) -  so here's to a steep and accident-free learning curve, and to loads of success! And, guys, get yerself some steel gloves and aluminum poles - gotta stack the cards in your favor!

Great people we've first met in 2014, in no particular order:
Allen; Mark; Ingrid, Andy, Kira, El Diego, Josh and Ron of Projects Abroad; Serge, Johann, Nicolas, Pierpaolo and the fantastic team of CRIOBE; Adam; Andrew; Riley and Mike; Avi, Mike, and the great Rodney; Nicole; Ciro and Ines, and Celso; Judi; Ian; Mark and JessElena and Ana - plus probably several more I've forgotten to mention, for which I apologize!
An then there was Shelley - and she has been a total revelation!
Great great lady, with a big heart for Sharks, a great sense of humor, a razor-sharp mind and an incredible wealth of knowledge about what is going on in those obscure pelagic fisheries. Really - very impressed!

And to all our old friends - thank you! :)
And a big shout-out to the traditional DEMA dinner co-conspirators - love you guys!
And a very, very special H/T to Bati!

So what about the Good elsewhere.
Frankly, I'm a bit at a loss. Yes there was plenty of good stuff and some of it was even very good - but it was essentially same old same old, nothing really spectacularly new. The good people remain the good people, the good NGOs continue to deliver good work, and DaMary and Rick continue to be my Shark heroes and continue to impress me with their intelligence, humility and humanity.

But a special H/T goes to Jessica, Ryan and Barry for their invaluable contribution to the scrapping of the WA Shark cull.
Bravo!

And although I'm sure that there are others - Riley, Ana and Elena, see above, are beacons of hope for picking up the torch and introducing intelligent, pragmatic, science- and fact-based Shark conservation to the next generation!

And I want to highlight this.
If you haven't before, please do watch it this time.


This is how all documentaries should be - especially those about Sharks!
Not that tired old, pathetically larmoyant new age eco clap trap; not those TV productions that are tailored for an audience of brain dead morons. Instead, give us real storytelling!, real emotions, beautiful cinematography and sound tracks!
Bravo David!

And finally - there has been progress!
Some of the charlatans have finally been unmasked and pushed into irrelevance - and I detect a clear slowing down, if not reversal of the Dolphinization of Shark Conservation! 
Here's to evolution!

And the Bad and the Ugly?

But first things first.
As a reminder, read this and watch this!



That's the general backdrop.
But there, too, I really can't be bothered much anymore.
Those cheats, charlatans and hypocritical media whores are not reformable, and you can't cure stupid - but I'll sure continue to expose them lest they think that they get away with that shit! But should you wonder whether you may have missed anything: I've WTF'd all my rants, so you can go and re-read what has made my blood boil - some stupid, some really bad and some simply egregious.

Let me mention just a few.

The very worst?
Those fishermen continue to kill Sharks by the tens of millions.
Lets never forget that THIS is the real problem - not the various comparatively irrelevant issues that continue  to inflame the hearts of the do-gooders!
Yes there has certainly been notable, sometimes even stellar progress in Asia that has driven down the price of Shark fins and sometimes even eliminated some local Shark fisheries - but the decline is not as large as asserted and with human populations continuing to grow and out-strip marine resources, Shark meat is increasingly being consumed as a source of protein.
This means that the fight is not only not over, but that a substantial part of the effort needs to be urgently re-directed towards advocating sustainable fisheries. To top that off, we're also hammering the Sharks' prey; and Global Warming, Acidification, Pollution and Habitat Destruction are exerting further pressure on Shark populations.
Not good!

And then there was the WA Shark cull.
Yes the cull proper has been stopped - but the killing continues, and the WA government has made it easier to go out and slaughter more Sharks by redefining the terms of reference. All-in-all, it's eminently disturbing and also, eminently stupid as public safety is not in the slightest being increased. And the recent targeting of tagged Sharks is just simply unacceptable.
And what about our side.
I must say that I was appalled (but by no means surprised) by all those conservation people flocking into WA like fucking lemmings with the sole purpose of showcasing themselves as heroic conservationists, and by the sheer stupidity but also, by the abject lack of compassion of many, many comments posted on social media. And I really was not at all impressed by some of the research community, both for their lack of fortitude in addressing the issue honestly (= when will anybody finally state that there are obviously more big GWS!) but also for playing to the crowd by advancing  some remarkably misleading and stupid arguments.

And Shark Week?
We don't get it here in Fiji so I haven't seen anything - but I hear that some was atrocious and some, rather good. What however did really disturb me was all that frothy incestuous twittering and blogging by the intelligentsia! Talk about a veritable cottage industry of outraged nerds! 
And the worst part? Not only did they offer zero solutions, not only did they bring about zero change - I know for a fact that DC were delighted by all that incremental traffic whilst laughing all the way to the bank!
Guys - next time, THINK!

And then, there was this shit!
Simply appalling - sed scripta manent: this will forever stand in ignominy, for the organization but also very much for the people involved. As a minimum, give your money to others that are more deserving of your respect!

And I was really saddened by the creeping demise of Shark Savers!
Once by far the best of the small Shark NGOs,  it is obviously nothing more than an afterthought in Wild Aid's global strategy.
Really, what a crying shame!

And last!
Remember the story of the junior student that tried to out-Pip the Madi?
Surely, that incident must go down as one of the most bizarre, brazen, stupid and quite frankly sad episodes of Shark conservation!
And the website (.org no less!) is rebuilding - hahahahaha!


Talk next year!

Sunday, January 05, 2014

2013: the Bad and the Ugly!


Have you seen this shit?

Yes that would be the very same moronic website, and this is Brush.



Where to begin indeed!
This is the caliber of some of the self-appointed representatives of the global Shark conservation movement!
Compare that to this open letter by Kempster and those Shark researchers where FINALLY, somebody is starting to acknowledge that there is a real problem demanding real solutions that are more than the usual tired pro-Shark clap trap - and you may intuit why I despise that frothy solipsistic fringe of the movement nearly as much as that abomination that is the WA Shark cull!

So have you read those posts?
If not, do - they are here, here, here and here!
And more importantly - has anything really changed?

Not really - right?
And this is ultimately why!



And with that in mind, I'm not really gonna bother.
I've already said what I wanted to say ad nauseam, and will continue to do so whenever I discern a particularly egregious occurrence - but I've come to the conclusion that those yearly rants are pretty much useless.

Here's another excerpt I love.
I'm obviously 100% with Kyle!


And globally it's likely as bad - or even worse!
That's the audience those people play to, and whom they target with their various cons - and not only is there zero improvement in sight but things are continuing to get worse! Case in point: the Dolphinization of the Shark Conservation Movement has already spawned what a pal has dubbed the Unicornization, to wit.

Barf... Source. # mermaidwarriors huh...

Sigh...

So here's how we're gonna play this.
This time, you do the heavy lifting.
Everything, and then some, is already in the blog - so go and read it!
The blog offers two search functions - so if e.g., you wish to inform (!) yourselves about the world's foremost Sharkitarian visionary, or whatever, you can type his name into the search box in the top left-hand corner and then sort by relevance or by date; or, you may sometimes get a slightly different result by searching by label.
Same-same for e.g
And-so-on and-so-forth!
Notice the overlaps - and I cite, again.
It stopped actually being "about sharks" a long time ago.
It's about the individual and what the sharks as a vehicle to notoriety can do for them.
And for the masochists among you - I'm slowly WTF-ing my rants!
Surprisingly, they don't amount to more than a paltry 10% of this interminable opus - but they sure generate the overwhelming majority of the page views!
So here they are for your perusal and I discover, delectation - or for rekindling the various grudges!

Enjoy!

Thursday, January 02, 2014

2013: the Good, the Bad and the Ugly - Part One!


Are you ready? :)

First things first.
BAD has once again done really well.
Nothing spectacular mind you: but things are ticking along very nicely indeed.
The research has once again yielded one great paper, see below, with three more (!!!) due in the immediate future - and when it comes to the field work, we've successfully completed a massive and (so far) secret  project that will complement the hugely popular GFSC, and are about to embark into a rather monumental research endeavor with Projects Abroad that will undoubtedly result in more useful insights allowing us to ever refine our conservation strategies.
Other than that, business is good, the staff are healthy and happy and the SRMR is thriving - and we will turn 10 in April which is nothing short of a miracle!
And the blog - well, it is! :)

The Good

I've decided that I'm gonna spare myself the lengthy intro.
More and more, I find myself repeating what I've already stated ages ago, so why bother. Should you really not know where I'm generally coming from, feel free to peruse the last recaps here and here, and maybe read the post about Shark diving, that old post about Shark conservation and finally, the post about the need for a change of paradigms - the latter with many links that you should equally peruse!
Granted, some of the data (e.g. the extent of the Shark fishing mortality) are now obsolete owing to new insights - but in general terms, that's what I believe.
Too far out there? No worries, I'll continue carrying the moniker of Judas Conservationist with the greatest pride and satisfaction - and let's then talk again next year! :)

So without further ado.
Remember these are opinions - not the truth!
  • Most impressive Shark Conservation Org: The Pew Environment Group

    This time, I'm not only nominating the Shark Campaign because there is their Global Ocean Legacy Campaign that is increasingly overlapping and complementing the Shark-centric sanctuaries effort, see e.g. Bermuda and Pitcairn. Talking of which, I also hear that we may be witnessing the reappearance of Matt which would be a great blessing indeed!

    Be it as it may, they just simply stand heads and shoulders, and then some, above everybody else - and the unofficial list of their achievements in 2013, foremost of which the CITES win, is once again unparalleled and deserves our admiration and gratitude.

    With caveats mind you.
    The principal one being that rightly or wrongly, they continuously stand accused of walking away once they achieve legislative change and leaving the long term implementation = heavy lifting to others, namely to the RFMOs and local governments that often lack adequate resources, and to the local NGOs.
    Of course that's partly pernicious sniping by less successful competitors and partly factually misleading, as the implementation of legislation is obviously a prerogative of governments - but there's certainly also a kernel of truth and more importantly, it's bad publicity that Pew would be well advised to vigorously address, both in words and in deeds!
  • Best Shark Conservation Advocacy Group: Shark Savers

    Once again, in their own category, they are simply without peer - especially when compared to the con artists in California, NYC and Jersey!
    Yes they don't only engage in advocacy but also pursue research and hands-on conservation at the legislative level - but especially now that their merger with WildAid is about to be sanctioned, I expect an even bigger focus on curbing the demand side in Asia, a strategy that is clearly showing positive results.

    But that's the future - for now, huge kudos to DaMary, Shawn, Michael, Sam, Jonn and Jennah for an extremely impressive job, see below!
  • Best Shark Conservation Campaign at the Grassroots Level: Pelagic Life

    Now this is obviously highly subjective as I'm sure that there are many other groups doing stellar stuff on the ground - but these gals and guys happen to have caught my eye both with their México Pelágico project but above all, with their work in Baja that will result in a stellar ecotourism venture.
    So keep watching this space and by the same token, keep an eye out for Saving Our Sharks, equally from Mexico - it's gonna be challenging but by no means impossible!
  • Most impressive individual Shark Conservation Advocate: DaMary

    Well what can I say.
    It's her second nomination and she deserves every bit of it, and then some!
    Red her laudatio here, and here is a newer version highlighting the simply brilliant and in many ways pivotal role she has played in getting the Mantas listed at CITES.
    Bravo!
  • Best Marine Conservation Videos: Shawn Heinrichs

    Well, Shawn is of course much more than just a video producer - foremost of which an eco-terrorist! :)
    The correct technical term is probably, indefatigable - and I must confess that I'm simply incapable of enumerating all of his activities that see him hopping around from one remote corner of the globe to the other like a maritime Energizer Bunny!
    And whereas others (not Shawn!) may sometimes get a tad tired of all that unbridled energy, one thing's for sure: the heart is very much in the right place and whether you like those mermaids or not, the outreach is simply phenomenal!
    Kudos!
  • Best Shark Defender: Angelo Taotaotasi aka the Saipan Blogger

    He is of course long transcended being a mere person but is instead a brand - and as such, he very much eludes definition! :)
    Pointers for why I like him include smart, innovative, extremely well informed, analytical, pragmatic - and above all: very very witty!
    Pointers for why he is actually an asshole controversial: all of the above!

    And the performance?
    Look no further than the rather epic rolling out of the Shark Stanley campaign for CITES, and the continued progress of Pew in closing down the Pacific to Shark fishing! Those are very much his babies - and whereas I have sometimes questioned his strategy and methods, the successes clearly speak for themselves!
    Here's to clever sheepherders! :)
  • Most impressive Shark Conservation Achievement: CITES 2013

    This has been simply epic.
    Even I got caught up in the frenzy and partook vicariously with a barrage of posts. Once again, huge congratulations to everybody involved, foremost of which Pew and the Manta Ray of Hope project - and, and I cite, just a hint of a slow hand clap for those who will always believe that they know better, foremost of which the bickering Mobula lovers!
  • Best Citizen Science Project: Great Fiji Shark Count.

    This is the only such nation-wide citizen science project and my hope is that it will be only the first of a whole array of similar endeavors. Huge thanks to the team, partners and donors who have successfully cooperated during the past four counts, with many more to come!
    And a special tip o' hat to the irreducible Sam and Shark Savers for the great cooperation during the Adopt-a-Bull-Shark project - it has been loads of fun, and the funds are highly welcome!
    Thank you! :)
  • Best Kids Education Project: Sharks4Kids

    I missed the launch due to absence and have since failed to mention it: but this is the baby of Jillian the one, only and very much original Shark Girl - and it is great!
    Godspeed - and c'ya in Fiji sooner rather than later!
  • Best Shark Diving Paper: Bull Shark Provisioning in Fiji

    What else! :)
    But seriously, this is really great stuff, and based on a huge amount of data that we have collected over many, many years. Please read it, understand the implications and then share your knowledge wide and far!
  • Best Shark Movie: Of Shark and Man

    Yes I know, it's not quite yet completed.
    But the teasers are simply stellar, and having seen what I've seen and knowing what I know,  I for one look forward to David delivering something absolutely fantastic and unique.
    No pressure!
  • Best Resource for Shark Divers: Shark Angels

    Yeah I know I know - but one gotta give credit where it is due.
    Excellent job!
  • Best Debunkers of Pseudoscience: Southern Fried Science

    That's really where they excel, and in the propagation of important research.
    Alas, I cannot really say the same about some of David's opinion pieces. Yes many of views expressed by the movement are shameful in their ignorance and frustrating to the max - but not everything in Shark conservation pertains to fisheries management in the US, and Sharks are much more than simple objects of research and management!
    Come Shark diving buddy! :)
  • Most inspiring Visitors: Kerstin, Taryn and Jaap, Martin, Jero and Ana, Mary and Lupo, Bruno et Antonia, Warren, Ozzie Sam, Ingrid, Mike, Kris and Helen

    You know who you are!
    And Mike: thank you so much mate - that was really, really nice of you! :)
  • Special Thanks: Gary and Brenda, Juerg, Drew, Nani, Tuma and Rusi

    Ten years of friendship and adventure, and counting! :)
    You are the glue that holds it all together - thank you!
  • Special Mention: Scamsters, Vampires and Poo Pads, see at top!

    I could elaborate but I shall not - for now! :)
And here endeth the ominous list!
The juicy part will follow in due course - keep watching this space! :)

PS - dang I forgot to mention Sharknado!!!
You choose the category!
Humblest apologies.

Friday, January 18, 2013

2012 - The Bad and the Ugly: new Nominations!

And on a completely different note - but then again, maybe not so far off topic!
 
2. New Nominations

  • Biggest Shark Conservation Fail - Fiji Shark Sanctuary Campaign

    What can I say - literally!
    As a foreigner on a visa - only so much!
    Anyway, the Sanctuary is toast and the Authorities have decided to instead manage Shark fishing via a NPoA Sharks. I've seen one of the many drafts and it talks about having it ratified by Parliament, meaning that any such measures will be implemented, if at all, after the elections in 2014.
    Meanwhile, this is continuing unabated.

    And the reasons for this debacle?
    One is certainly the campaign itself.
    Instead of quietly concentrating on assisting government in drafting the actual legislation, the campaign managers decided to roll out a premature national awareness campaign. The frothy activism and associated NOISE were increasingly been viewed as an irritant by the the powers that be, and the media announcements finally managed to activate the Shark fishing industry that mounted a vigorous opposition, much along the lines of this shit.
    And when Sea Shepherd announced that they were coming to Fiji to kick ass, it was the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back - see below!

    And what about this.
    There must always be a cohesive medium between the various factions and a complete ban on longline fishing (while it would solve all conservation problems) is just not realistic as it wouldn't address the inherently important issues like food and economic security. We must always remember that we are talking about the livelihoods of many Fijians, many Pacific islanders for that matter Joel Evans therefore we must take all the variables into consideration and try to achieve that essential yet elusive balance.

    Sorry Art - love you, but this is just idle clap trap!
    We're talking about 130+ METRIC TONS of Shark fins that get exported annually, principally brought in by the Taiwanese long distance fleets (likely now from Tonga, too) that pay no taxes, create no jobs and sail away with the profits whilst a handful of Asian traders are lining their own pockets - and those are merely the OFFICIAL figures! Essentially, Fiji is acting as a turntable for the produce of IUU and very possibly also finning that is being perpetrated by foreign interests on the high seas, and this much to the DETRIMENT of the SoPac that is being stripped of its marine resources!

    And then there's the massive increase in coastal fishing for Sharks that is already effecting the dive sites and impinging on a totally sustainable and non-extractive industry worth approx. FJD 80  millions to the country, and on countless jobs in the tourism industry - and we're not even talking about the ecosystem services that so far remain unquantified!

    This is all about making fast profits and got nothing whatsoever to do with Pacific Islander livelihoods, food security and jobs, the more as the Sanctuary decree had an exemption for Canacana fisheries!

    And the National Plan of Action Sharks?
    Compared to sanctuaries, traditional management measures are complicated and extremely costly to implement. Does Fiji dispose of the necessary resources and if not, who is going to provide them - and with that in mind, what are the chances of this being a successful undertaking?

    Solutions?
    None I am at liberty to discuss in public - but clever minds are working on stuff!
    QUIETLY!

  • Shark Conservation Con of the Year - Operation Requiem

    I've said it before, like othersI'm of two minds about Fat Paul.
    He has managed to alert the public to several issues he holds dear - but he's also a total bullshitter and now it turns out, a total coward! And the SSCS - read these posts by Patric who obviously cares much more than I ever could!

    And the track record after those 30+ years of NOISE and simply stupendous expenditures?
    ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - the Canadians continue to bash those Seals to death, the Japanese continue to hunt those Whales, the Faroe Islanders continue to hold their grinds, and the guys in the Cove continue to butcher away and don't give a rat's ass about Hollywood, end even less about the krazy new age shepherdettes!
    Those are the FACTS - but who cares, right?

    A shame really, because the frothy bullshit and NOISE drown out the few remarkable legitimate initiatives, like the Society's involvement in the Galapagos or e.g. what the fiery and irreducible Gary has achieved by relentlessly chipping away at CITES - and buddy, it sure looks like it's gonna be a win for you and zero for me! :(

    And this?
    SPOT ON - re-posted specially for YOU Megalobomb! :)



    Full video here!

    But I'm digressing as always.
    What I really wanted to talk about is Julie Andersen's junket where she, boyfriend Wildman and a couple of sea shepherdettes paid themselves a pleasure cruise throughout the Pacific on donor money.

    This was the bombastic announcement.
    Chances are that after I post it, they will make it private like the version on Vimeo. WTF - I thought they would be PROUD of it and wish a maximum of people to see it???
    Take special note of the usual SSCS bullshit of putting one's lives on the line and being ready to DIE for one's clients - incidentally, just like Fat Paul!



    Just remarkable ain't it.

    The truth?
    This is nothing more than Andersen's narcissistic attempt at finally getting her own television show, specifically some kind of Shark Wars on Animal Planet. Compare the above to this trailer for Seal Wars where Andersen made a cameo appearance and contributed NOTHING as always, and you can discern how this shit was concocted.

    And how about this
    On Andersen's and his webpage, Wildman describes his work in 2012 as follows
    Sea Shepherd Conservation Society - "Operation Requiem" - Underwater and Topside Cinematographer, Producer, Director, Editor - Solomon Islands, Fiji, Tonga, Samoa, Kiribati, Vanuatu, 2012.
    Think this is anything but a commercial venture? And, did they obtain the required shooting permits, and state that this was a shoot for Sea Shepherd?
    With Discovery having halted all projects following the defection of Brooke Runette, we can only hope that nothing will come of it - but who knows, the more since Andersen is certainly crafty in the game of smoke and mirrors!

    Anyway.
    Should you be interested in details, do peruse their News from the Field - and LO, you will discover a long succession of inane (and I note, poshumously embellished) posts about... NOTHING SUBSTANTIVE!  
    Our South Pacific shark campaign under the direction of Julie Andersen has just completed an awesomely successful campaign in Fiji, Tonga, the Solomon Islands, Vanuatu and Kiribati - MY ASS!
    Collaborative relationship with Tonga huh - SHOW ME!

    But that's the SSCS for you!
    It has long morphed into a cult - and if the disheeples want to continue ignoring the evidence and pay for that fraud, too bad for them! My only grievance: that pseudo-conservation hydra is very good at vacuuming up resources that could do so much GOOD if they were donated to legitimate orgs instead!

    But Fiji is of course unforgivable.
    I was frankly astonished to find a pretty accurate description of what happened here - and no I don't know who that blogger is.
    The perpetrators who weaseled in posing as Shark Angels: squeaky SSCS Director of Shark Campaigns Andersen, boyfriend and illegal commercial shooter Wildman and rabid shepherdette Basset who then had the audacity to publicly sport a SSCS shirt in a Fijian village! All aided and abetted by, inter alia, Sarah Fisk, another shepherdette and PHD on a visitor's visa - talk about a total lack of RESPECT for the wishes of her host country!
    You can see them clowning around in Fiji here - whilst pretending to be somehow involved in a conservation success they had NOTHING to do with, ZERO!

    So, were those disrespectful fools the principal cause for the Sanctuary's demise?
    NO they were NOT - but having personally been at the Fisheries offices when it all went down, I can attest first-hand that it is THEM, and the idiots helping them, who have tipped it over the edge!
    And this after Andersen and Fisk were told by both Coral and Pew not to come!

    I say, WHAT A FUCKING DISGRACE!
    All to satisfy the sick personal ambitions of one person - not to mention the pecuniary agenda! And from what I hear, it may not even be over as they are STILL trying to weasel in!


  • Shark Troll of the Year: Sean Van Sommeran

    Check out the word's definition here.
    Then compare it to SVS's Hyena wails here - merely one example of literally hundreds of similar ones he finds the time to post each year!
    Like I said during the Junior controversy, I have a grudging admiration for the man as he is passionate and DOES things - but boy-oh-boy, talk about a dude with a paranoiac hatred of what he appears to consider the conspiracy by the authorities and the academic establishment!
    And then, there are his rants against Shark provisioning - as legendary as they are completely misguided!
    And this? Still in no way resolved - or is it?

  • Shark Fruitcake of the Year: still and unequivocally Erik Brush!

    But this year, we got ourselves an runner-up!



    Behold the self promoting Scott Cassell (52 miles non-stop huh - THAT ALONE would be fodder for another post...) who has single-handedly revolutionized everything we know about the GWS in the Northeast Pacific by claiming that he befriended a female named Spots in the Farallones only to later be reunited with her in Lupe, a migration hundreds of tags have been unsuccessful in documenting!
    Having then discovered images of her de-finned and de-jawed carcass from Baja and wanting to bring Spots' fins home, he then took a junket to Asia on sponsor money where he proceeded to EDUCATE the masses about the risk of an imminent invasion of Humbold Squid - yes, in ASIA!
    And, on his off days, he travels to Tiger Beach, again on sponsor money, to play fetch with Emma! AND, he teaches us that when you eat sharks and tunas, you are responsible for grizzly bears attacking people in Alaska! Ring a bell? It's all about Collier's dreaded DOMINO EFFECT and got certainly nothing to do with this!

    Red flags anybody?
    Whatever - right? It's all FOR THE SHARKS ergo totally legit!
    Simply too weird to be true? If you DARE because it's painful (WARNING!), watch THIS !
    Wow!

  • Idiotic Shark Conservation Meme of the Year: The Oxygen Myth

    No, not THAT ONE!
    After last year's treatment, only a total fruitcake would dare spout those idiocies in public - oh, and of course JESSICA, now freshly re-named!
    Case in point - now it's about Global Warming, too!


    No I'm talking about the following!

    And I cite.
    Studies show that over 70% of the planet’s oxygen is generated from the ocean. Plankton are at the greatest risk of ocean acidification, and it is the plankton that creates that oxygen - which is being fully seconded by the OCEAN GODDESS herself who teaches us that Our living ocean generates 70% of the oxygen in our atmosphere and sequesters carbon emissions that have risen over the last century.

    Or to quote Chris Hartzell the pompous bloviating fireman.
    The debate over whether the ocean or the forests has been strong.In the 80's scientists who studied the ocean and the forests doing field work discovered approximately 60% of oxygen came from diatoms in the ocean (plankton) and 20% from the forests. However, today scientists say it is almost 50/50. However, it should be noted that the scientists in the 80's did actual field work for 100% of their sampling while today's scientists attribute their results to roughly 50% field data and 50% computer modeling. Either way, if diatoms were to take a big hit in the ocean, the global oxygen supply would be catastrophically hit and it is estimated that between 1/3rd to half of the human population would die off.
    Wow! Truly the man is a CORNUCOPIA of erudition - and not only about Sharks!

    And guess what: it HAS taken a big hit!!
    Look no further than this paper by Boyce et al  that comes to the conclusion that we have lost 40% of the Phytoplankton since 1950 - which is being fully confirmed by our very own rocket scientist, Tony Marr!

    And the consequences?
    Let my try and illustrate this with one of Jessica's sillygisms that goes thusly
    Major premise: 70% of the atmosphere's oxygen is generated by the Phytoplankton in our living ocean
    Minor premise: 40% of that Phytoplankton is toast
    ERGO: we've just lost ourselves 28% of the planet's oxygen!

    Bingo - and it's all SCIENCE ergo TRUE!
    We haven't caught on to it quite yet - but we're ACTUALLY all writhing on the ground gasping for air, just like the truly unequaled Chris has announced!

    Wow - again!
    But wait a minute: how come when I calibrated my O2 analyzer before yesterday's dive, it did not show 15.12% but 21% as usual? Read this drivel and you will discover that the ocean's oxygen production trope is at best a misconception and at worst, bunk science and disinformation.
    Tu quoque Sylvia?!?

    And then, read this - seriously, DO!
    Straight from the frothy Piranha tank, it documents how the Phytoplankton paper was the result of sloppy research coupled with a sloppy peer review process coupled with a sloppy journal that failed its due diligence as it wanted to stand out by publishing a BIG story. It is bad science, published prematurely - in brief, TOTAL BS!
    Tu quoque Boris?!?

    Back to the Sillygism!
    Major premise: not so fast!
    Minor Premise: HELL, no!
    ERGO: Phewww!

  • Least impressive Shark Conservation Initiative - Listing the NE Pacific Great White Sharks under CESA and ESA

    Short story here.

    First, to the easy part.
    This matters because, as apex predators, sharks protect other fish populations by keeping seal and sea lion populations in balance. Sharks also play a crucial role in protecting barrier reefs. In short, if we lose our sharks, we lose our ocean's nurseries.

    Our Pacific coast needs great whites.
    As some of the oceans' top predators, they keep the food web in balance.
    As much as we may fear them for their bad rap, we need great white sharks to keep our oceans healthy. Just as wolves keep deer populations under control, great white sharks play a critical top-down role in structuring the marine ecosystem by keeping prey populations in check, such as sea lions and elephant seals, benefiting our fisheries and abundant wildlife.


    Sharks and barrier reefs huh.
    Apart from attributing to GWS faculties that apply, if at all, to completely different species, these statements suggest that apex predators are automatically keystone species. The FACT is that GWS are clearly NOT - and this especially if the postulated number of 350 were correct!
    Seriously, to suggest that a few hundred Sharks could control the Pinniped populations (estimates here) from the tip of Baja all the way to Alaska and over to Hawaii is just simply LUDICROUS - especially considering that GWS do not prey on Pinnipeds until they are large sub-adults, and even then only during a very short season before moving offshore!
    And the hint that the exploding Pinniped populations may endanger fisheries - may we be painting the specter of predator overpopulation, and this at the expense of species that have barely recuperated from decades of human exploitation?

    But that's just the usual stupid hyperbole.
    Same-same for this stupidity (yes there are TWO petitions!) - upon reading that for example, on the eastern seaboard of the United States, a decrease in Great White Sharks resulted in higher populations of mesopredators like the cownose ray and decreased populations of bivalves like scallops (Myers et al. 2007 at 1849) I've simply stopped bothering!
    FYI Myers et al. 2007 at 1849 states that The remaining four elasmobranch-consuming great sharks were caught too rarely to detect trends from this survey. Two of those, great white (Carcharodon carcharias) and sand tiger (Carcharias taurus) sharks, were each caught only once and early in the UNC survey (in 1974 and 1978, respectively).
    Graph here - see any GWS?

    The REAL problem here is that the 350 number is just bullshit!
    Yes it may be the best available science but then again, does a deeply flawed population estimate even qualify as such? Expect vigorous rebuttal from the jugular-slicing ninjas shortly - and if so, will that then become the best available science and thus completely invalidate the petition?

    And the petition proper?
    Certainly voluminous and erudite - but once again, fraught with obvious shortcomings, the principal other being that there is no evidence whatsoever that the population is declining, let alone that the US West Coast population is at serious risk of extinction!
    In fact, there is evidence that the population may be INCREASING which would also account for the increase of incidental bycatch of juveniles!

    These majestic predators are vital for the health and balance of our ocean ecosystems,” said David McGuire, Director of SharkStewards. “Even the removal of one sexually mature individual from a population this small can have serious impacts on the population as a whole. They need stronger protection immediately.”
    Yeah, right David - whatever!

    Leaves the consequences of the listings.
    Probably overly harsh - especially at the federal level where an ESA listing would imply sweeping management measures throughout their immense habitat that would likely unnecessarily impact even the remotest commercial fisheries regardless of their actual GWS bycatch statistics - and thus likely lead to both unnecessary loss of income and unnecessary investment of resources for monitoring and enforcement. That can't be good can it.
    Considering what we know about the philopatry of this specific GWS population, wouldn't it have been much more credible and thus less controversial, and also more efficient (= cheaper) to concentrate on the known hot spots (= essentially, the nurseries) and regulate the specific fisheries that lead to the bycatch - this always assuming that the associated mortality is really impinging on the recovery of the population, something that is very much debatable?

    Anyway.
    This being CALIFORNIA, chances are that CESA listing will be granted regardless of the shortcomings - and if so, like the fin ban, it will be nice but certainly not good!

    Like I said here
    This is never happening in a vacuum - this is being used to advocate legislation that will deprive fishermen of income and quite possibly, of their livelihoods. With that in mind, we owe it to them, but also, to ourselves not to cheat and to use misleading perceived "marketing", or whatever, but to be truthful and fact based instead.

    And we got ourselves a runner-up!
    This is actually really good - so why the misleading Petition?
    The problem for Sharks is OVERFISHING and specifically in the Gulf, the problem is POACHING - not finning which as far as I understand it is illegal in all US state and federal waters anyway! And the tens of millions - we simply do not know whether they are being killed for their fins alone!
    The depletion rates? That would be Baum and Myers 2004 that is however controversial - and since then, there has been Baum and Blanchard 2010 that comes to different conclusions, albeit for a different time frame and a larger area. So what is the best available science, the more as from the first document, I learn that Texas has enacted vigorous management measures that may well have led to improvements?
    Is the hyperbole really necessary and above all, does it add to the credibility of this project?

  • Irritant of the Year - Shark Wunderkinder

    I must confess, after the disappointment with Madi Pip I may be a wee touchy.
    But then again, check this out.

    I am DISGUSTED with our kind! THE OCEAN IS THEIR HOME! Our home is on land! WHEN YOU ENTER THE OCEANS, YOU ARE A GUEST ENTERING THEIR HOME! YOU (WE) ARE THE ONES INVADING THEIR HOME!! OUR HOME IS LAND! THEIRS IS THE OCEAN!!! THEY WERE THERE BEFORE US!! IT'S THEIR RESIDENCE. IF YOU ENTER THE OCEAN, IT'S A RISK YOU ARE TAKING AS THE INVADER!!! Are we seriously going to start a cull to kill sharks so people can safely swim in the waters!?! Are you crazy!?!? That's not going to work. Sharks are going to continue coming around. Sharks are going to end up being killed off. Many species are critically endangered, now including the Great White Sharks....

    And-so-on-and-so-forth!
    This particular specimen is Shark Girl Hannah, a Floridian like the whispering BooBoo that is equally somehow associated with Shark Savers. They are but two of a long list of young Shark advocates that come across as being very ENTHUSED! Can't quite put my finger on it - but to me, it's all a bit LOUD and a bit MUCH!
    But then again, maybe it's an age thing - theirs and mine!

    As always, we shall see!

And here endeth the ominous list - believe it or not!
All FOR THE SHARKS - what else!

PS: Check out Part One, Part Two and Part Three!

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

2012 - The Bad and the Ugly: Track back!


So there - here comes the juicy part!

WARNING - LAST CHANCE TO STOP READING!

You have been warned!

1. Track back

Last year's list is here!

  • Shark Research Institute.

    Meh.
    The Jersey Girl, the remarkable prez (Film maker, German TV star and one of the top 26 Shark experts on the planet no less!) and the other featured names, or whatever, continue to shine through... wait for it.... NOTHING!
    Did they once again mooch off other peoples' achievements? Who knows and frankly, who cares! And this? Q.e.d, see above under Shark Con! So don't be a sucker - and should you want to donate to a REAL Shark research institute, choose one that actually DOES engage in research and send your money to Doc's Shark Lab!

    But THIS is scary!
    Remember the Doha fiasco?
    Has there been a moment of accountability and reflection, and have the lessons be learned?

    The question then and now is
    Have the Shark conservationists met, are they coordinating their efforts and pooling their resources, and are they going to be sending their best, most seasoned negotiators to represent the whole Shark conservation movement - or are we going to see yet again the same convention tourism by yet again the same motley uncoordinated naïve and clueless group of amateurs who will pay themselves a trip to Bangkok in order to protest, pontificate and vociferate?
    And in the case of the SRI, I hear: hobnob, small talk and sippy champagny?

    Take a wild guess!
    I've talked to a lot of people who have attended Doha and their assessment of the SRI delegation has been nothing short of DEVASTATING - and now those folks want to do it again!
    I mean, seriously, just go and check out Jupp's Facebook page that is all about the SSCS and zero about the SRI (= because there's NOTHING to report - q.e.d. again!), and look at the righteous platitudes, populist hogwash and Watson-esque poetry he chooses to propagate - from the PRESIDENT of a Shark RESEARCH Institute?!? Seriously!!!

    And THOSE are the people that are asking for your money to go and represent YOU?

  • Shark Angels.

    Turns out that I was wrong in lumping them all together!
    There are valiant members who shine through brilliant advocacy at the grassroots level, and the Franco-Belgian chapter is actually quite impressive - so kudos to them.
    South Africa? Meh - it's one year later and STILL zero results!

    And then there's the Californian outlayer consisting of Andersen and her claque of sycophantic half-sized bimbos sporting black-dyed chicken feathers (seriously!) and rabid vegan sea shepherdettes that are frankly a bloody disgrace - see Part Four under Operation Requiem!

    The question being: is that even Shark Angels - and do the other legit members want to be associated with that whacky shit?
    And if not: maybe one should get rid of the narcissism and the KRAZY and boot her out, just like Shark Savers have done a long time ago, only to emerge much improved and way more credible in the process?

  • United Conservationists

    What if conservation became easier than rallies, protests, radical groups and letter writing? What if the ability to save ecosystems, species and ultimately humanity was put into your hands and was as easy as the click of the mouse? What if the power returned to the people? What if we united and started a revolution to save the planet, and ultimately ourselves?

    Yeah, right - WHAT IF!
    Long story short: NOBODY GIVES A SHIT - thankfully!
    There's now, I hear, a movie nobody apart from daddy's paid journalists has watched; a book nobody apart from daddy's paid journalists has read; a campaign that is unraveling (and here); a REVOLUTION that ain't happening; a non-for-profit (maybe!) without a board now that mummy and daddy have stepped away; and a guru-esque salesman who has fallen victim to his own marketing - which also covers what I've written under Personality Cults one year ago!
    Hell, it is so bad that even Andersen has fled the sinking ship!
    Time to shut this down and go get an honest job, how about that!

  • The California Shark Fin Ban is holding.

    For now!
    The way I read it, an injunction has been rejected pending the case proper - or was this the final judgement? If so, phewww; if not, good luck - and I mean it!

    And this being CALIFORNIA, the Sharktivists have already embarked on the next flawed Shark conservation initiative - see the next section!

  • Erik the Mad Hatter of Sharkitarianism.

    My research into sharks lead me to a ground breaking and shocking scientific discovery and I spent years of research with scientists and experts around the world to get all of the data down for my book, "The Sixth Extinction". What I have written is by far the most powerful conservation book and in fact the most important book that anyone will ever read.

    Excerpt below!


  • ABC4

    I must say, he really IS a great shooter - watch this.



    I will never like the riding and am really disappointed that GoPro promotes that shit to their thousands upon thousands of customers.

    But overall, excellent stuff!
    And, people tell me that this year, he has not partaken in any outright Shark porn!

    And still, I just don't like or trust the man - which I'm sure causes him countless sleepless nights :)
    E.g., does one really have to pander to the loons and trolls in order to belong, or whatever?

  • Discovery Channel

    I once signed the boycott petition and don't watch that shit unless somebody tells me I have to - and nobody has. I hear that things are slowly improving, which is good news indeed.

  • Erich Ritter

    He's still at it!
    After more than a decade of spouting pseudoscience, we're STILL waiting for the GROSSE WURF, the rolling out of his seminal peer-reviewed paper on his visionary THEORY OF EVERYTHING on Shark-human interaction!

    Instead, he has written a BOOK - ANOTHER one! Yay!
    No I'm not posting titles and links lest I be accused of aiding and abetting - just this: would you buy a book purporting to teach you about Bird-human, or Mammal-human interaction - get the gist? Not to mention the fact that he really hasn't got a leg to stand on - those very same lunatic hypotheses have already been falsified by a hungry Bull Shark nearly a decade ago, camera running!
    Anyway, see below!

    WARNING!
    A friend who has watched it writes, That's 6 minutes and 42 seconds of my life I will never get back!.
    Indeed - you have been warned!



    6:38
    In the presence of Bull Sharks in shallow water: Recommendation: STAND STILL!
    WOW - pass the coochie to the left hand side!

To be continued!

PS: Check out Part One, Part Two and Part Four!