David in the Fiji Times!

David on D2, sporting his dazzlingly brilliant Mancunian tan - the question being, has anything changed since!

The Fiji Times series of Shark-related articles continues.

This time, it is Shark Smitten, a piece about David's sharky quest and of the goals he wanted to achieve whilst in Fiji. It is of course way too flattering and now that the film team has finally! left our shores, you can all look forward to a totally unbiased exclusive eye witness account of their Fijian adventures - and lemme tell 'ya, it's gonna be pretty shocking stuff!

Shortly, it shall be revealed

• whose little heart was broken
  
• who laid on his stomach & screamed like a girl
• who became a predator in order to understand the predator
• who was cowardly abandoned in the arena all alone & surrounded by large predatory Sharks
• who shall never, ever again get anywhere near a can of Heineken, ever!
• and above all, who went home with a tan and who did not!

Keep watching this space!