tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36324352.post5772562653888054912..comments2024-03-25T12:38:37.998+12:00Comments on The Best Shark Dive in the World!: Shark Skool!Andrew Cumminghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14675497080700112390noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36324352.post-1216534622790043192014-06-21T18:31:31.179+12:002014-06-21T18:31:31.179+12:00More pearls of wisdom from Ritter here
Is he now ...<a href="http://www.weartv.com/news/features/top-stories/stories/uwf-shark-expert-weighs-recent-sightings-45920.shtml" rel="nofollow">More pearls of wisdom from Ritter here</a><br /><br />Is he now claiming to be at the University of West Florida (having previously claimed to be a faculty professor at 2 other universities)? <br /><br />Meanwhile he tells us the gws isn't dangerous (fingers jsdnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36324352.post-45380655833679185032014-06-21T04:41:34.430+12:002014-06-21T04:41:34.430+12:00No, he's an "Idiot" not a "Cath...No, he's an "Idiot" not a "Catholic," it's an offshoot of Catholicism. <br /><br />He's a high priest of his Diocese.<br /><br />The Bra is a part of the vestments his religion wears for sacred stunts with sharks, like Mormon Undies, or the sharpened Penis Bone some Animist Cults walk about with on display.<br /><br />Seriously, the utter lack of understanding thisPT Barnums Ghostnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36324352.post-41859979873881149972014-06-20T23:14:46.077+12:002014-06-20T23:14:46.077+12:00OMG!!!OMG!!!DaSharkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06787762757245289307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36324352.post-85541402734122243412014-06-20T23:07:21.261+12:002014-06-20T23:07:21.261+12:00'4:35 - Recommendation: Withdrawing (slowly)!&...'4:35 - Recommendation: Withdrawing (slowly)!'<br /><br /><br />Perhaps he's Catholic. Lancelot fFrenchnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36324352.post-85336829412843987852014-06-20T20:49:43.389+12:002014-06-20T20:49:43.389+12:00Ach!
4:35 - Recommendation: Withdrawing (slowly)!...<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDom6616oM0" rel="nofollow"><i>Ach!</i></a><br /><br />4:35 - <i>Recommendation: Withdrawing (slowly)! </i><br /><br />Hahhahahahahaha!DaSharkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06787762757245289307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36324352.post-26506971017060505862014-06-20T20:39:15.010+12:002014-06-20T20:39:15.010+12:00I have seen Dr Ritter wearing his bra at Walker...I have seen Dr Ritter wearing his bra at Walker's Cay. It lifts and separates well. <br /><br />Dr Ritter is embarrassed he has boobs and pretends it is a heart monitor for recording his pulse when he is in with the sharks. Then he pretends he is doing science when the sharks don't (or do!!!) bite him.<br /><br />I know, I know. Utterly ridiculous. But better than having to admit he has Lancelot fFrenchnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36324352.post-31337839673301970512014-06-20T19:44:54.281+12:002014-06-20T19:44:54.281+12:00Just a minute. Why is Dr Ritter wearing a bra?
Yo...Just a minute. Why is Dr Ritter wearing a bra?<br /><br />You mean... ...You mean he has boobies? <br /><br />No wonder the shark was confused.<br /><br />Dr Proboscisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36324352.post-39590488517819720162014-06-20T07:20:18.494+12:002014-06-20T07:20:18.494+12:00"Ivory-towered academics who jealously reject..."Ivory-towered academics who jealously reject what he calls his debunking of myths" - mmmm, yes, but not ONE of these "ivory-towered academics" are missing a massive chunk of leg from a man made shark attack. <br /><br />Tell you something about Herr Doctors methods? It should. <br /><br />Not since the death of PT Barnum, who once said of people who fell for scams he inventedPT Barnums Ghostnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36324352.post-7481392499922784612014-06-20T02:51:16.853+12:002014-06-20T02:51:16.853+12:00Meanwhile, somewhere in the Bahamas...a very large...Meanwhile, somewhere in the Bahamas...a very large Bull Shark is farting out the last remains of Ritters Leg after a prolonged and satisfying period of "digestion and reflection."<br /><br />Tis' the problem with sharks and men. <br /><br />The attraction to the animal is more often than not nothing more than a gateway to a 1000 watt "Stage of Stupidity," as made evident PT Barnumnoreply@blogger.com